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The second one says, "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he dies!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Argon doesn't react....
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Argon doesn't react....
If a Pizza has a radius Z and a depth A, it's volume can be defined as Pi*Z*Z*A!!!!
Yo momma is so ugly, not even Fluorine will bond with her!!
Politicians think the glass would be more half empty if the opposition was in charge.
Engineers think the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
Physicists know we don't know how much water is in the glass, because just by measuring it, you've changed the outcome.
Engineers think the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
Physicists know we don't know how much water is in the glass, because just by measuring it, you've changed the outcome.
There are two types of people in the universe, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data and ....
I'm tellin' ya, that elevator was so crowded, my electrons were touchin' each other!!
Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street.
One atom trips and falls and says, "Ohh Noo... I think I lost an electron!"
The other atom replies, "are you sure?"
The first atoms exclaims, "I'm Positive!"
The other atom replies, "are you sure?"
The first atoms exclaims, "I'm Positive!"
Why do nerds always get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!!!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!!!
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"..
There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those who know binary code and those who don't..
